They Live:(RODDY RODDY PIPER) "I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

(DEAD POETS SOCIETY) Neil: The meek may inherit the earth but they don't get in to Harvard.

(Just one of the guys) Buddy: Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’ve never had sex before. I’ve had lots of sex! It’s just that now I’d like to try it with a partner.

Raising Arizona:

Glen: How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?

H.I. McDunnough: I don't know, Glen. One?

Glen: Nope, it takes three.

[Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't]

Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb?

H.I. McDunnough: I don't know, Glen.

Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!

[Dirty Harry (1971)] Detective Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood): "When a man is chasing a woman in the park, naked with a butcher's knife in his hand, I don't think he'll be collecting for the Red Cross!"

Reggie (Eddie Murphy) in 48 Hrs: "You know what I am? I'm your worst f***ing nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge. That means I got permission to kick your f***ing ass whenever I feel like it."

Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone)Tango & Cash (1989): "My contribution to birth control." (after sticking a grenade down a bad guy's pants)

DR STRANGELOVE: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!" President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) stopping a dispute in Dr. Strangelove.

DR. EVIL (AUSTIN POWERS): Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the worlds deadliest assassins. And yet each of you has failed to kill Austin powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!!!

(BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD MOVIE) Old Woman on Bus: I'm hoping to score big myself. I'll mostly be doing the slots. Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts too.

BILLY MADISON Old Woman: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Billy: That was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

CASINO Sam "Ace" Rothstein: No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead.

LIAR LIAR Max Reid (Justin Cooper): My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher (Jim Carrey): That's just something ugly people say.

PARTY GIRL(Parker Posey):I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children, grow gills.

Tommy Boy:Tommy: Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into some guys office. Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jo Jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. How I love my pet. So I pet it and I stroke it and I massage it. I love it. I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go gszdkgs gszdkgs. OHHH!! I killed it!! I killed my sale!

Tootsie:(Dustin Hoffman): I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man.

North by Northwest:(Cary Grant) "In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration."

TWISTER:(Cary Grant)"She didn't marry your penis. ...Okay, she didn't marry only your penis." (Melissa) Jami Gertz to a patient via telephone.

The Hunt for Red October:(Jeffrey Pelt) "Listen; I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But ... it also means I keep my options open..."

Austin Powers:"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

Dazed and Confused: "That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age."

Dazed and Confused: "That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age."

Princess Bride: "Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."

Plan 9 from Outer Space: Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.....